Saturday, October 18, 2008

Reason #21: The 2008 Seattle Seahawks


The old logo is so sad...and appropriate

Let's play a fun game AND make a new top ten. This time the theme is...

You know your favorite NFL team sucks when...
  1. You start a quarterback the Cleveland Browns didn't want
  2. You're so desperate that you re-sign a WR you cut for character issues who, a year after being released, led the police on a high-speed car chase. WHILE DRUNK.
  3. Your franchise QB makes this commercial and you wonder if it still happens to him in Seattle:
  4. Your roster looks like some kid got on Madden and renamed all of the players after some of his buddies.
  5. The Arizona Cardinals are going to win your division.
  6. Your head coach looks like a walrus.
  7. Your secondary proves that Jason Sehorn did not kill off the endangered species known as The White Safety
  8. It seems logical that Deion Branch's next injury will come from rolling out of bed or trying to change a tire.
  9. Texas A&M doesn't even want the 12th Man back anymore.
  10. Bill Simmons writes about how bad you are...and then apologizes because it's like kicking a puppy at this point. A very ugly and crippled puppy.

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