Reason #37: Ricky Williams

Wow. Did someone replace the grass in the end zone at Dolphin Stadium with the chronic? Did Snoop Dogg draw up some trick plays out of the Wildcat Formation? Were Cheech and Chong playing safety for the Seahawks? Oops, that was Brian Russell, which is probably a little worse than two 70 year old stoners.

Ok, I'm out of pot jokes but golly gee whiz, Ricky Williams just ran for 105 yards and a touchdown, busting out in a 21-19 victory over the Hawks like his cleavage in this wedding dress.

It was for the first time he went over a hundred yards since the last game of 2005 season. Do you know what's happened since 2005? The United States elected a black president! That's how much the world has changed. Good lord. Get with the times, Seattle. Racism isn't cool anymore and neither is Ricky Williams going beast mode.

Reason #21: The 2008 Seattle Seahawks

The old logo is so sad...and appropriate

Let's play a fun game AND make a new top ten. This time the theme is...

You know your favorite NFL team sucks when...

1. You start a quarterback the Cleveland Browns didn't want
   
2. You're so desperate that you re-sign a WR you cut for character issues who, a year after being released, led the police on a high-speed car chase. WHILE DRUNK.
   
3. Your franchise QB makes this commercial and you wonder if it still happens to him in Seattle:
4. Your roster looks like some kid got on Madden and renamed all of the players after some of his buddies.
5. The Arizona Cardinals are going to win your division.
6. Your head coach looks like a walrus.
   
7. Your secondary proves that Jason Sehorn did not kill off the endangered species known as The White Safety
8. It seems logical that Deion Branch's next injury will come from rolling out of bed or trying to change a tire.
   
9. Texas A&M doesn't even want the 12th Man back anymore.
   
10. Bill Simmons writes about how bad you are...and then apologizes because it's like kicking a puppy at this point. A very ugly and crippled puppy.
    

Reason #7: John Henderson

If only this was happening in the Seahawks' Locker Room...



GOD DAYMN!