HIRE THE YOUNGEST KID YOU CAN FIND.
Just look at the ALCS. Theo Epstein just got his driver's license and Andrew Friedman just started shaving. So what do the M's do? They hire some wrinkly, balding old man who probably was alive during the Carter Administration.
You know who they should've hired? Twelve year old Billy Heywood.
Except this time around if Ken Griffey Jr. robs you of a home run, you can't still marry his mom, you ginger tool.
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On the bright side, we can call him J-Z. He's got 99 problems but the bench ain't one! You may have Reasonable Doubt in his abilities, but I think he can find The Blueprint to success.
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