Reason #13: David Arias

The name doesn't ring a bell? Perhaps you know him better as...

DAVID MOTHERFING ORTIZ
Career Stats:
BA: .287
HRs: 289
RBIs: 969

But back in the day before he changed his name, he was just a Player to Be Named Later in a trade for 28 games worth of this guy...

DAVE MOTHERFING HOLLINS

Still not even close to the worst Mariners trade of my lifetime...