Monday, November 17, 2008

Reason #41: Pontius Pilate

Oops. I meant PORTLAND PILOTS.

Come on! Cut me a break. Those guys look super similar and they both have done some crucifying as of late if you know what I mean...yeah? yeah? yeah?

Aw. Too soon? TOO BAD! The Portland Pilots hung Jon Brockman and Co. out to dry to the tune of a 80-74 disgrace of a game in which the Invisible Man a.k.a. Quincy Pointdexter did jack diddly poo ONCE AGAIN.

How do you play 25 minutes and SCORE 0 POINTS? If Brockman hadn't ripped off his shirt to show the S on his chest to the tune of 30 points and 14 rebounds, the Huskies would have been blown out. BY PORTLAND.

Great school. Great city. But the only thing they should beat UW in is potheads per capita.

Oh and that whole improvment on the free throws thing...yeah...about that. 60% is not good. You know what's worse? 3-16 from 3 Point range. You know, I never thought I'd say it but...I miss Ryan Applaklsjflkasdjflafklsdj

Sorry. That was me driving my skull into my keyboard.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mpop! This is awesome. Because Portland won, it helps the WCC conference strength, thus helping Pepperdine's chances of an at-large bid this year! In all seriousness though, Portland isn't a TERRIBLE team. Ravio's brother isn't bad and Sikma hits the glass like a man. That being said....WTF is wrong with the Huskies. Ever since Lorenzo lost that nucleus of Nate-Rob, B-Roy, Conroy, and even Zane Potter, they haven't been the same. If they don't figure it out soon, I think this might be Lorenzo's last year...

M-Pop said...

I think you've hit the nail on the head...WHERE IS OUR ZANE? Seriously! Joe Wolfinger? Artem Wallace? We don't have a Zane and that is a major problem.