Reason #32: North Texas University

They're the next college football powerhouse, I'm telling you. Led by sensational sophomore quarterback and part time Italian mobster Giovanni Vizza, the North Texas Mean Green are on a roll. They're tough and mean, and are about to make other college programs green with envy. After last week's 51-40 thrill ride, with four touchdowns passed for by V-to-the-izz-A, who would deny North Texas their place among college footballs elite?



Uh, everyone, that's who. Because it was the first win on the season for North Texas, and it came over fellow awful team Western Kentucky.

However, both North Texas and Western Kentucky have one thing in common - they're won a game this season. In fact, they share this honor with every other major program in the country. Except for one. That would be the formerly proud and mighty University of Washington. With North Texas's win this weekend, the Huskies are the only remaining major college program without a football win. They are the worst team in the country.

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