Showing posts with label Huskies Bball: Where Nate Rob Happens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Huskies Bball: Where Nate Rob Happens. Show all posts

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Reason #46: The Curious Case of Justin Dentmon

You may have heard about the new Brad Pitt movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which is destined to win an Oscar simply for its special effects. In it, Pitt's character is born an octagerian-looking baby, only to become younger-looking each year as he grows older in age.

Fear not, Justin Dentmon was not born a senior citizen nor is he adopting children from Malaysia with Angelina Jolie. He proudly presents his own type of mystery that needs cracking.

Dentmon appeared on the stage as a highly recruited player from Illinois. He was the point guard to replace Will Conroy. He was the heir apparent to the throne vacated by Nate Rob's early exit to the NBA. He was cool, calm and collected, his demeanor on the court matching his coach's, sleepy expression for sleepy expression.

Dentmon's freshman year was a success. Despite the rough moments like the foul in the final seconds, up 3, on the desperation heave by WHERE YOU NOW YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF Stanford guard Chris Hernadez, which enabled the mighty Tree to tie the game and go on to win, Dentmon brought excitement to the program. This guy had guts. He had heart. He was clutch.

Go to 2:20 of the video and watch. You'll see what I mean.

Look at how he goes to the line and drills clutch free throws to ice the game. Look at the four point play! This kid had arrived. Maybe.

His per game averages were solid, 8.3 points, 3.5 rebounds, 3.8 assists. With Spencer Hawes and a few other top recruits coming in for the 2006-2007 season, those numbers should bounce up, right? Right? Righhhhhhhht?

Well, they did: 10.1, 4.0, 3.6. However, Dentmon's inconsistent play at the point hampered the team down the stretch and they ended up missing the NCAA tournament. Hawes jumps to the league, kids apply to transfer, blah blah blah. Someone was going to have to score more points and it was either going to be Brockman or Dentmon.

Well, it was Brockman. Dentmon not only averaged less points per game but also found himself in Coach Lorenzo Romar's doghouse, getting his minutes diminished for freshman Venoy Overton. He began to look like a deer in the headlights. The guy had obviously lost his mojo. The memories of the freshman sensation had all but disappeared.

What does this prove? That Dentmon misses Brandon Roy. A lot.

Yes, we all know Roy filled up the stat sheet but he also brought confidence to everyone around him. The guy was key to Dentmon's swagger. When he left, it did too. Roy carried everyone on that team as all great players should. Jamal Williams was suddenly a unstoppable force in the post. Bobby Jones was hitting jumpshots from the wing. Mike Jensen got to look like a D1 basketball player! Teams game planned for Roy first and everyone else second. Take that away and Dentmon has struggled.

I have hope for his senior year. In the game vs. Florida, Dentmon scored 14 points in the 1st half, but then frustratingly disappeared in the 2nd, finishing with 17. Still, for a brief stretch of time, he played up to the potential he showed three years ago.

I have no real stat to back this up other than his 20 points in the upset vs. UCLA last year, but I don't really care. Mark my words: In every big Husky win in the last three years, Dentmon has had a good/great game. He is the key to this team and if they want to make the tournament, he needs to play well.

It's time to see that freshman Justin Dentmon once again.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Reason #41: Pontius Pilate

Oops. I meant PORTLAND PILOTS.

Come on! Cut me a break. Those guys look super similar and they both have done some crucifying as of late if you know what I mean...yeah? yeah? yeah?

Aw. Too soon? TOO BAD! The Portland Pilots hung Jon Brockman and Co. out to dry to the tune of a 80-74 disgrace of a game in which the Invisible Man a.k.a. Quincy Pointdexter did jack diddly poo ONCE AGAIN.

How do you play 25 minutes and SCORE 0 POINTS? If Brockman hadn't ripped off his shirt to show the S on his chest to the tune of 30 points and 14 rebounds, the Huskies would have been blown out. BY PORTLAND.

Great school. Great city. But the only thing they should beat UW in is potheads per capita.

Oh and that whole improvment on the free throws thing...yeah...about that. 60% is not good. You know what's worse? 3-16 from 3 Point range. You know, I never thought I'd say it but...I miss Ryan Applaklsjflkasdjflafklsdj

Sorry. That was me driving my skull into my keyboard.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Reason #35: David Jones

Good news! The University of Washington Basketball team received 19 points in the pre-season AP poll, putting the team in the solid position of being unofficially ranked 35th in the nation.

Bad News! 17 of the points came from one man who ranked us 9th in the nation, no other than Mr. David Jones of the Harrisburg, P.A. Patriot News, who accord to this website, created the worst pre-season poll of any writer who has ever lived.

Look, I sip the Husky Kool-Aid about as much as anyone but there is no way in Pullman (or Hell, take your pick) that they should be ranked anywhere above 20th and that's a huge stretch. This team is filled with guys who have proven nothing, other than the big fella in the middle, Jon Brockman.

Check it out some of Jones' "daring moves":

Oklahoma:
Jones Rank: 3rd
AP Rank: 12th

Gonzaga:
Jones Rank: 25th
AP Rank: 10th

Michigan State:

Jones Rank: 22nd
AP Rank: 6th

M-Pop and the Funky Bunch
Jones Rank: 1st
AP Rank: SHUT YO MOUTH, YOU FREAKIN' HACK. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE AWAY THIS GUY'S MEMBERSHIP? LORD ALMIGHTY

I will say this: If Jones turns out to be Miss Cleo up in here and the Huskies prove themselves worthy of a Top Ten ranking at any time this year, I will print out this post and eat it, sans any condiments other than hot sauce.

Delicious.